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Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
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can’t wait to receive nothing on valentines day
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@3 months ago with 42196 notesi just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i ain’t tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
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@3 months ago with 156464 notesfor some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever
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I make them good girls go
good
girls
go
[sheep noise]
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